To
whom it may concern,
I am
sad to hear about the poor rich people who have had so little to do
in this time of recession that they need to resort to archaic
entertainment and sport. Sadly of course bear baiting has failed due
to lack of bears. The cock fighting was akin to a goose-down allergy
alert. And Dragon slaying died with the knights and chivalry.
Dog
fighting is going strong, surprisingly, considering the English love
of dogs, but then again they are supposed to love each other too but
don't seem to mind letting children go hungry and homeless. So
we actually get a good deal, sometimes death comes quick and
sometimes we don't leave a family behind to starve without us. And we
get a fair go of it, we are let out of the cage.
So
I'd like to sign up for voluntary service in the Fox Hunt to help
those poor rich people until they find better employment (and to give
the poor little rich kids something to aspire to).
PS.
My mum says I'm only saying this because I've been bred for the hunt
and never known what its like to be free. Well you know what mums are
like! She thinks it's not fair using horses and dogs but I told her
the English aren't fast enough otherwise! Then she said some
gibberish about Darwin awards and turkeys voting for Christmas. She just doesn't understand. I want to
follow in my father's footsteps and carry on the tradition of dying
for the cause.
Yours
Fighting for the Freedom of the Fox
&
the Employment of Rich People
Cub
No. 359
No comments:
Post a Comment